{"id":1033,"date":"2023-09-20T20:53:55","date_gmt":"2023-09-21T03:53:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.slowbloom.com\/blog\/?p=1033"},"modified":"2023-09-20T20:53:55","modified_gmt":"2023-09-21T03:53:55","slug":"o-canada","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slowbloom.com\/blog\/2023\/09\/o-canada\/","title":{"rendered":"O Canada"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Every story should have conflict. Every character should want something. And every story should have change: whether it\u2019s the reader\u2019s understanding or the character who evolves.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Day One: I fly across the continent, hop in a car and drive for a few more hours. After dinner I puke spectacularly and particularly all over my pants. I toss them in the tub and make them a problem for tomorrow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Day Two: I want to wash my jeans. I wasn\u2019t planning on doing any laundry, let alone the second day of my trip. I also want my head to stop hurting and to sleep for more than six hours a night. I am exhausted, I can\u2019t think clearly, my stomach is tetchy, and I want to deal with the soiled pants before they become even more of a problem. Turns out there wasn\u2019t any time to do laundry on Day Two.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Day Three: In the morning I go out on a whale watching boat, in my lightweight capris because my soiled jeans are sitting in a plastic bag. Fortunately it was fairly warm and I had a warm sweater and vest, but the jeans were still dirty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In addition to being preoccupied with how to do laundry in a small town that doesn\u2019t seem to have an actual grocery store or a laundromat, I choose to pull out my incredibly rusty French to accomplish this task. The night before we go whale watching, I ask a man at the hotel if they take laundry. He tells me no, there\u2019s only an industrial washer which would ruin clothes. I ask if there\u2019s a laundromat. He tells me yes, but gives me the wrong directions. Or maybe they were the right directions but I misunderstood. At least I know there is a public place I can do the wash. One foot in front of the other.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In the afternoon, I look for laundry detergent. I find a \u201cconvenience store\u201d which has hand soap and dish soap, but no laundry detergent. I decide to go to the tourist information center, where I get confirmation for the location of the laundry machines. The woman I talk to is surprised I can\u2019t find laundry detergent. She calls the grocery store and confirms they have Tide. I realize I may have missed the grocery store. She asks me for my zip code and her co-worker is surprised I\u2019m from Seattle and speak French.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I cross the street and find the washer and dryer inside a tiny building we\u2019ve passed 20 times. I didn\u2019t know what it was for, but over the course of our stay it becomes apparent that many people know it is public toilets and a place to get potable water. Fortunately for me, there is someone else doing laundry. I confirm how much it will cost to wash and dry. A dollar and a half. Just like the washers in my apartment building. Finally we are getting somewhere. I understand how to operate a coin-op machine. Just keep in mind I am in a foreign country.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><script><\/script>Enter the one dollar bill. Canadian. I ask my mom for the cash she brought so I can buy laundry detergent and get change for the washer and dryer. She gives me a ten, a five, and two ones. I walk up the street to the actual grocery store this time. I wander through, delighted with the options, until I find the laundry detergent, and even find unscented Tide pods! I march triumphantly up to the register and the clerk rings up my purchase. The total is just under $12, so I pull out the 10 and two ones.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-photo is-provider-flickr wp-block-embed-flickr\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/jillbertini\/53181428975\/in\/album-72177720311124977\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/53181428975_f1d37eedd1.jpg\" alt=\"Canada - one dollar\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The clerk asks me to wait a minute, she has to talk to her manager. The manager comes over and holds the bills up. I am used to this in the US, for large bills, but not ones. I keep asking if they are \u201ctrop vielle\u201d &#8211; too old. My French is not good enough to understand what is going on, but she tells me I can take the bills to the bank next Wednesday. Finally someone in the line asks what is going on and explains to me that the bills are worth more than $1. I take them back and give the clerk the $5 and the $10. I want to make sure I have enough quarters to use the machines. She gives me my change all in coins and it looks like there are enough quarters for a load of laundry.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I go back to the hotel and tell my mom what happened at the store. Then I get online and do a bit of research. For those of you waiting for the big reveal, Canada stopped printing $1 bills in 1989. OY. Then I look at the change and realize I don\u2019t have enough quarters. I should have twelve, but I don\u2019t. I go to the gift shop and ask the woman to give me four quarters for a $1 coin.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now I have the laundry detergent and the coins, so we take the dirty wash to the \u201claundromat.\u201d I am still very out of it and try to make sense of the slots in the machine. There are only 3 slots for coins, but it costs $1.50. I cannot figure out how to fit six quarters into 3 slots. Finally I go outside and ask the woman who was doing the laundry before me. Between my terrible French and her English, the light dawns. I am supposed to use the $1 COIN. Mystery solved! I somehow have two $1 coins even with all my quarter hunting, so I can do the wash.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-photo is-provider-flickr wp-block-embed-flickr\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/jillbertini\/53181180854\/in\/album-72177720311124977\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/53181180854_013772d64b_c.jpg\" alt=\"Canada - coin slot\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" \/><\/a>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n<p><!-- wp:embed\n\n<a data-flickr-embed=\"true\" href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/jillbertini\/53181180854\/in\/album-72177720311124977\/\" title=\"Canada - coin slot\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/live.staticflickr.com\/65535\/53181180854_013772d64b.jpg\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" alt=\"Canada - coin slot\"\/><\/a><script async src=\"\/\/embedr.flickr.com\/assets\/client-code.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\n\n<!-- \/wp:post-content --><\/p>\n<p><!-- wp:paragraph --><\/p>\n<p><!-- \/wp:paragraph --><\/p>\n<p><!-- wp:paragraph --><\/p>\n<p>High on our triumph of getting the washing machine going, we head down the hill to bakery for a treat.<\/p>\n<p><!-- \/wp:paragraph --><\/p>\n<p><!-- wp:paragraph --><\/p>\n<p>A coda: several days later I want to do another load of laundry in the same town. This time I know the drill. I ask the woman at the hotel desk if I can get two $1 coins for a $2 coin. She says she can do that. I explain to her that in English we call the $1 coin a \u201cloonie\u201d because it has a loon on it, and the $2 coin a \u201ctoonie\u201d because it\u2019s two dollars. As I walk away, I hear her whispering: \u201clooney, toonie. Loonie. Toonie.\u201d As far as I know she\u2019s still muttering it to herself.<\/p>\n<p><!-- \/wp:paragraph --><\/p>\n<p><!-- wp:paragraph --><\/p>\n<p>A few days later we are Montreal and I find a bank. I go in and ask if I can exchange the bills. The bank manager helps me. He takes the bills and inspects them, then says, \u201cThey aren\u2019t worth that much.\u201d He asks if I want two $1 coins or a $2 coin. I tell him I\u2019ll take the $2 coin. I ask about getting more than face value for the bills, and he said if I sold them on the private market I probably could, but that sounds much harder than trying to get my soiled jeans washed in a coin-op laundry in a small town in Quebec.<\/p>\n<p><!-- \/wp:paragraph --><\/p>\n<p><!-- wp:paragraph --><\/p>\n<p>I put the toonie in my pocket and walk out of the bank.<\/p>\n<p><!-- \/wp:paragraph --><\/p><div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_pop\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/button100x23.png\" style=\"border:0px; width:100; height: 23; \" alt=\"Share Button\" \/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Linkedin\",\"StumbleUpon\",\"Reddit\",\"Print\");var hupso_icon_type = \"labels\";var hupso_background=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_url=\"\";var hupso_title=\"O%20Canada\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every story should have conflict. 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